The Awful, Terrible, No Good, Bad Cupcake
I was under the impression that cupcakes were all magical, delicious beings who nobly and benevolently sacrificed themselves for the good of everyone’s tastebuds. I realize now, though, that I was naive. Blind with innocence.
The other day I learned that some cupcakes are evil and pose as regular, delicious cupcakes, but are actually disgusting and awful. This one happened to taste like nail polish remover (or…what I imagine it to taste like, since I’ve never tasted it). Worst of all, this was the first cupcake I’ve had in a while and it was completely and utterly disappointing. It was even more disappointing and deceptive than grapefruits are.
I was looking at the cupcakes again today and thinking, “Man, they sure do look good…maybe it was just that one cupcake and I should have another.” I didn’t, thank goodness. But I guess the lesson in all of this is that if food looks good I’ll probably eat it.
P.S. You may notice that I have my own domain now. Yup, unfortunately Clem had to stop hosting people, which resulted in me finally buying my own domain and hosting again (No hard feelings, by the way! I’ve been thinking about getting my own domain and hosting for a while, but never got around to it. Still <3 Clem). For any of you who have stuck with my blog for a long time, you may remember this domain as the last one I had before being hosted. Anyway, I think I’ve updated internal linking to reflect the new URL, but let me know if I missed anything. Also, please update your blogrolls!
And hopefully I’ll have a new design up soon to reflect the new site name. That’s right, no more Awesome Blog. It’s back to Accidious.
Hello, my name's Josh and I might be a hipster (you decide!). I've been blogging and designing in some form for the past eight or so years and I think I'm starting to get the hang of it (once again, you decide!). I love indie music, coming of age stories, sarcasm, video games, and aesthetics. At the moment I'm working part-time and going to college with hopes of being a web designer. 
Posted by Clem — Tuesday, August 9th 2011
Aww, I miss Awesome Blog. That was a good name that I think I thought of. :P
I HATE YOU FOR MAKING SUCH A NICE ILLUSTRATION. D: My upcoming illustrated blog entry sucks in comparison. Anyway, I make really good vanilla cupcakes, so I will make you some and send them to you in the mail and then you will love cupcakes again.
Posted by Ashley — Tuesday, August 9th 2011
I feel so bad for the sad Josh in the last panel. :( BAD CUPCAKE MAKING JOSH SADS.
Posted by Manda — Tuesday, August 9th 2011
Bad cupcakes should be outlawed! They just ruin a perfectly good day :(
Posted by Naco — Tuesday, August 9th 2011
I want a cupcake now but not one that has been attacked my nail polish remover. I also love the drawings, they are epic. I was also confused when I clicked on your link for the blogged thread and saw the domain url and had a “did he move hosts recently and I am just that blind?” :P
I don’t think I would have gone for a second cupcake. Wait no, I would because I am stubborn and if they all sucked I’d throw them away or something.