Terror In Your Front Yard
It’s been snowing a lot recently. I’m not really a fan of the snow, since my interaction with it now that I’m an adult is usually limited to walking in it and driving in it. Since I don’t own snow-appropriate shoes, or a snow-appropriate car, neither of those activities are fun. But you know what is fun?
BUILDING A MOTHERFUCKING SNOW SHARK BITCHES.

When I woke up the morning after it snowed, my friend asked, “Wanna build a snow shark?” After some thought I said, “HELL YEAH I DO.” And so a few of my friends and I labored for hours until finally we had a masterpiece. :D In case you’re wondering, it’s about 15 feet long and we made it blue with a food coloring spray.
P.S. The head/mouth area is my pride and joy. I handcrafted it. With love. And glove(s).
Hello, my name's Josh and I might be a hipster (you decide!). I've been blogging and designing in some form for the past eight or so years and I think I'm starting to get the hang of it (once again, you decide!). I love indie music, coming of age stories, sarcasm, video games, and aesthetics. At the moment I'm working part-time and going to college with hopes of being a web designer. 

Posted by Jana — Sunday, January 30th 2011
How did you make it blue? Your site always cheers me up. xD Your awesome. Your shark is awesome. AWESOME
Posted by Amanda — Sunday, January 30th 2011
Food colouring?
Looks pretty intense!
Posted by Josh — Sunday, January 30th 2011
@Amanda and Jana: Yup, food coloring! Coloring it was actually the easiest part.
Posted by Veronica — Sunday, January 30th 2011
That is pretty much amazing! Next time I go to the beach I shall make a beach sand shark in tribute :D
Posted by Aisling — Sunday, January 30th 2011
WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT.
I AM SCREAMING WITH JOY YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW.
WHYYYYYYYYY ARE YOU THIS EPIC AND YOU NEVER EVEN TELL ME!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by Emsz — Sunday, January 30th 2011
You had to THINK about wanting to make a snow shark?!
Posted by Clem — Sunday, January 30th 2011
I AM SO SO SO SO SOSOSOSOSO IMPRESSED.
Posted by Cindy — Monday, January 31st 2011
That is way too awesome for words.
Posted by Caity — Tuesday, February 8th 2011
I don’t know how I missed this but holy crap this is amazing on so many levels.