Terror In Your Front Yard

It’s been snowing a lot recently. I’m not really a fan of the snow, since my interaction with it now that I’m an adult is usually limited to walking in it and driving in it. Since I don’t own snow-appropriate shoes, or a snow-appropriate car, neither of those activities are fun. But you know what is fun?

BUILDING A MOTHERFUCKING SNOW SHARK BITCHES.

Snow Shark 1
Snow Shark 2

When I woke up the morning after it snowed, my friend asked, “Wanna build a snow shark?” After some thought I said, “HELL YEAH I DO.” And so a few of my friends and I labored for hours until finally we had a masterpiece. :D In case you’re wondering, it’s about 15 feet long and we made it blue with a food coloring spray.

P.S. The head/mouth area is my pride and joy. I handcrafted it. With love. And glove(s).

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